I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via lastisle)

(Source: prettyboystyles)

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earendil-was-a-mariner:

My milkshakes bring them all and in the darkness bind them. 

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illustratedkate:

"Dear diary… Today a pretty lady asked me if I liked to dance, but I managed to play it cool and say no. This has been yet another successful interaction with a member of the fairer sex… I think it’s safe to say that I am an expert at ladies now. - Darcy” 

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theking-and-hislionheart:

kelseytvs:

revoltingnaughtynewsie:

animalbks:

tony-wiseau:

If you don’t like Elizabeth Swann you’re wrong.

Keira Knightley was 17 there

REALLY?!

Yup Keira was 16/17 for the filming of the first Pirates movie and here I am at 20, and all I’ve done today is study chemistry, eat cookies and cry a lot.

i stopped loving her when shE BURNT TH RUM

(Source: )

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girldoesnothing:

tonidorsay:

I travel the world for the perfect tea
Everybody’s looking for Darjeeling

Some of them want to infuse you
Some of them want to be infused by you

girldoesnothing:

tonidorsay:

I travel the world for the perfect tea

Everybody’s looking for Darjeeling

Some of them want to infuse you

Some of them want to be infused by you

(Source: georgetakei)

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madeupmonkeyshit:

when you send risky text messages

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perbast:

Rin: imconfused, whats he doing? is he flying is he sliding?
Rin: taking baby tap dance steps

so i made this and its all rin’s fault

watCHA! CHA! HA! *tappa tappa*

ok i’m almost sorry about making this but also not

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dorkyhanji:

dorkyhanji:

if someone tells you your clothing style is gay, respond with:

"yeah, it came out of the closet this morning."

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ANUBIS NO

fushizengirl:

roachpatrol:

kenaabik:

So I see this

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and all I can think is 

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this

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I am SO SORRY FOR HIJACKING THIS POST (with animu gods) but srsly the joke is too good to pass up.

Also, I know it’s Horus in the original comic. Sadly no KamiAso equivalent exists so I had to work Apollon in.

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